
Ancient Fuel. Modern Minds.
MycoApe was born from a theory that challenged everything - The Stoned Ape Theory. It suggests our ancestors didn’t just evolve through tools or language, but through consciousness-altering fungi. It’s wild. It’s bold. And it made sense to us.

Born by the Fire
We’re Dan and Luke. We met around a fire in the woods — two men trying to make sense of modern minds that never switch off. ADHD. OCD. Anxiety. Brain fog. Different names for the same feeling: lost in the noise.
That fire sparked a deeper conversation. About evolution, about performance, about breaking free.

The First Drop
Our friend, a grower rooted in organic practices, handed us a tincture brewed on a Cheshire farm. Pure, potent, and totally unbranded. Within days, our brains lit up. This wasn’t placebo. This was power.
Months later, we crafted Jungle Juice and took it ourselves before we ever gave it a name. The effect was instant and personal. The fog lifted. The mind aligned. The fire, once outside of us, was now within.
We knew we had something real.

From Soil to Synapse
We started small, working with a UK mycologist at a farm in Cheshire to grow and extract with intention. Organic practices, dual-extraction, full-spectrum.
In 2025, we scaled to a trusted manufacturer in Manchester, keeping the formula pure and the process transparent.
Every bottle is a ritual. Not a product. A tool to reconnect.

This Isn’t Wellness. This is a Movement
We’re not interested in fads, hacks, or hollow hype.
MycoApe is for those who think too much, feel too deeply, and want to own that, not medicate it away. For artists, seekers, biohackers, and everyday rebels carving their own edge.
This is the next evolution, not outside of us, but inside.
Take the drop. Become MycoApe.